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TENACIOUS D - Tenacious D - Epic Records; 2001: 8/10; I like it, and you should too.
Comedy albums are usually pretty crappy (with a few exceptions), but the songs and skits are actually really well written and funny. I never thought that Jack Black was very amusing in the movies, but he is hilarious in his songs. Dave Grohl does the drums in most of the songs. Favorite tracks include "F**k Her Gently", "Tribute Song", and "Inward Singing".


PROJECT 86 - Truthless Heroes - Atlantic, 2002: 10/10;
You don't have it = You are crap.

OhmyGodohmyGodohmyASS! I heard them play a few songs from this album a year and a half ago, and since then, waiting for this album to come out was like waiting to PEE for a year and a half. I don't even want to compare it to either of their other ones, because T.H. is totally original. The overall sound is much more hard and hostile, and the album's lyrics flow together from song to song, narrating the life of a man who faces all of the challenges that life brings. This last fact amazed me; the lyrics tell the story of a man, from birth("Out of the playground's ashes...") through life, and through death (...but now it's far too late... when we are hollow again). I'm going nucking futs because I can't see them on the 24th, but I swear I'm going to see them again....

P.S.- Andrew Schwab's (singer) independently-published book of poetry, entitled "We Caught You Plotting Murder", is available from truthlessheroes.com (click the P86 logo above).
  SLAYER - God Hates Us All - American, 2001: 9/10; Metaaaaaaaal!!
Destruction, carnage, Slayer. Their third decade tenth full-length album, and Slayer hasn't slowed down, softened up, or cut their hair. The songs are reminiscent of late '80s-era Slayer: a combo of brute power, courtesy of Tom's bass and Paul's drumming; and wicked solos from our old buddies, Kerry and Jeffy. However, Slayer seems to be trying too hard to sell their anti-Christian point of view in this album, moreso than the others; songs like "War Ensemble" and "Chemical Warfare" are replaced with "Darkness of Christ" and "God Send Death." Overall, their best album in years, and I'm looking forward to seeing them again.


The official website of PA hardcore!!

Listen to these bands... now.
NO INNOCENT VICTIM: Sounds kinda like Earth Crisis; very good lyrics and breakdowns. One of the guitar players played in Project 86 for about a year, but he came crawling back.

LIVING SACRIFICE: Flat out metal... The second (yes, second) percussionist's set consists of hub caps and circular saw blades, and you just can't argue with that. Sayer-ish solos, Pantera-ish breakdowns, Cannibal Corpse-ish vocals.

PROJECT 86: Very hard music with very eloquent lyrics. This band is one of the best live band's I've ever seen (4 times and counting).

APOCALYPTICA: Four guys from Sweden with cellos, and that's it. They're one of the hardest, fastest metal bands I've ever heard. Seriously. Don't believe me?? Listen for yourself, jerk.

CALIBRETTO 13: Hey, remember REAL punk?? The trio is reminiscent of Ramones style punk, but they're not wannabes.

The official website of my comrade in defeating the world!!


CONVERGE - Jane Doe - Equal Vision, 2001: 7/10; Probably worth having
If you ever wondered what carnage sounds like, listen to Converge. It's like a musical depiction of the criminally insane. And you know what? It sounds pretty darn good. I'm a sucker for super-fast, super-loud, super-brutal music, and this nails it. It rivals "When Forever Comes Crashing" as the best Converge album. All around good stuff if you're a true metalcore disciple.


ANDREW W.K. - I Get Wet - Island Records, 2002: 7/10; Buy it and rock out Crüe style.
I read a review for this CD on another site and it used the term "power pop" to define this band's style. I think that's a pretty good way to describe them, but they're not another one of these upstart pop-punk bands that aim for preteen girls. I'd describe Andrew W.K.'s sound as Def Leppard with all their arms and more balls. Excellent use of midi sounds and samples throughout the CD. On a related note, these guys played Saturday Night Live, as well as the Warped Tour, shortly after I bought the CD and they rocked out. They pulled off what few bands with synth help can do; they duplicated the CD's electronic sounds on stage. Overall a good CD. Favorite tracks: "I Get Wet" and "Ready to Die".


"LITTLE GREEN MEN"
Project 86

out of the playground's ashes
come little men
with little games
they're playing war, planning new crusades
like new arcades
the reason for the season is
to flood the media with suicidal mania
and paint the landscape with this human waste

let's all sing a song of love
and we'll pretend we're not to blame
let's sing, sing, sing
sing a song of love
SING UNTIL OUR THROATS BLEED

and if this child could speak, he would say: i don't need anybody
i don't need anyone
i don't need your guidance home

watch as i build my empire
watch as i rise and fall
watch as i fight all alone

history's a stage for reruns
for 3 a.m. insomniacs
who can quote the episodes
IF TRICYCLES CAME WITH GUNS WE'D ALL BE SAFE
and little green men
didn't come from outer space
with coupons in the sunday paper
they came from corporate brains

so until we confess and admit we stole the candy
these little men are playing games from here to eternity
but i'll be sitting by myself here watching oh so patiently
waiting for the sky to fall and purge this frail humanity